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Russ has been making people laugh ever since he started dating. He has cracked his kids up at a very young age, without effort or intention. Later in life, online tests confirmed several diagnoses teachers and friends had suspected for years including ADHD, Narcissism and Inappropriateness with Arseholic Tendencies. Russ has an old soul, and also heart and kidneys. Russ has survived many years of the Scarsdale school system, youth sports, and Karens everywhere with his wit intact, but effable. 

Russ supports the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation 

Dr Phil and his wife Penny have resided in the Greenacres section of Scarsdale since 2006. They are the proud parents to 3 children. A college sophomore majoring in who the hell knows what and twins who are rising high school seniors. They are newly minted drivers terrorizing the streets of our sordid little village.

Dr. Phil has been practicing mediocre dentistry for nearly 30 years and had been in way way upstate Mahopac for the past 21.  His interests, outside of comedy, include tethered lap swimming, rotating the tires on his wife’s Jeep, cooking, climbing rickety ladders to replace roof shingles after hurricanes, sweltering hot goat yoga, and spending time at his vacation home alone in Greenland tending to his ranch  of guinea pigs. 

Phil supports the Disabled American Veterans

Mike loves his family, grilled red meat, getting overly involved in his children’s sports, and the NY Rangers. He longs for the day when he can beat his kids at sports but will always be able to kick his son’s ass in a fight (because he’s willing to fight dirty). He hates the “new generation” and all their Uber-connected apps (yeah, he knows what he did there.) Porn is way too accessible and must be used judiciously. He hates kidnappers, super fat people, bigots, racists, carbs, millennials, and fat-shamers. Mike often says the Cowboys were the bad guys and the Indians were the good guys, but he will never sit Criss-Cross-Apple-Sauce. One of Mike’s core beliefs is that it’s not a sport if you can play it with a beer in your hand. He converted to Judaism, mostly for the jokes, and still doesn’t know when the Jews will choose him. He vows to keep holding the chair during the Hora until they do.

Mike supports the Association for the Bladder Exstrophy Community 

My name is EJ Flynn.  My story is very long and all too short at the same time.  I am a wife, I am a mother, and I am living with cancer.  In October 2021 I was officially diagnosed with Stage 4 Metastatic Breast Cancer in my bones.  Despite the prognosis,  I choose to lead with hope and live my best life to create beautiful memories for my family, especially my daughter.  My daughter, Abigail, is my greatest accomplishment and I am profoundly proud she will be my legacy.  My message to the world is to hug your people, do all the things, and live every day like the gift that it is and just fucking laugh!

https://ejflynnauthor.com/

 https://gofund.me/9780ab72

Tag launched his comedy “career” in October 2022 in a friend's backyard. When he isn’t doing standup to rave reviews in the mirror, Tag is a sports, media, and entertainment executive. More importantly, he is the proud father of two wonderful daughters and the undeserving (and obedient, although told not enough) husband to his lovely wife Megan, who all have taught Tag that there isn’t enough testosterone in the house. Tag and his family have lived in Scarsdale’s Upper West Side, otherwise known as Edgemont, for twelve years. With great appreciation to all of you for your support and feigned laughter….

Tag supports the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society

Frank's charity supports his fellow FFer in her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/9780ab72

Frank Murtha decided to pursue comedy last year after being declared "Kind of funny. I guess." by one of his remaining friends.   What he lacks in formal stand up experience he makes up for with poor timing and  deep need to ingratiate himself.  His comedy has alternatively been described as "a two year old trying to play Jenga" and "a desperate cry for help by a lonely, lonely man".  He also enjoys windsurfing.